September 2026 All games. No news. Issue No. 01

Eight pages Nothing to report Printed in Bombay

From page 4 · Say it Out Loud

Read it aloud until you hear the real phrase.

Say it fast, out loud, over and over. Your mouth gets there before your eyes do.

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We forgot how to be bored

Every spare minute became another scroll, another notification, another thing asking for our attention.

So I made the paper I wanted to find in a bookshop, on a coffee table, or tucked into a café corner. Eight pages of games and not one word of news.

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What's inside

  • Word games, picture games, and games you say out loud
  • Bollywood, cricket, chai and the world outside
  • A back page you can only play with someone else
  • Small true facts you'll repeat to someone by Tuesday
  • Not one word of news

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Pages
8
Size
11 × 17 in, folded
Games
A paperful
News
None
Screens
Zero
Takes
More than one sitting
Issue 01
September 2026
Printed
Mumbai

A few of the games

Cross Wires

One word that fits both sides. Auto ____ driver. Chennai ____ way.

Say it Out Loud

Gibberish on the page, a phrase in your mouth. The one you just played.

Split Screen

Three photographs that sound like a film. A sheep, an owl, a ballet dancer.

Too Literal

Food described very badly. Thin crispy disc topped with organised chaos.

Plot Twist

A village avoids a tax bill by learning an unfamiliar sport. Name the film.

Two Can Play

The back page. Not meant to be played alone, so go and grab someone.

Issue 01 is a
numbered run

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